Ask me anything
can we acknowledge the fact that this just happened
My mom said “It’s easter aren’t you going to shower” I don’t care whos birthday it is. I am not going to shower.
Get it together, Barack
tv show idea: “breaking good”
a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science
Inclusive children go far.
i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does