Keptin On Ze Bridge

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Ask me anything

cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

Me:
THIS FUCKING SHIP
Me:
THESE STUPID CHARACTERS
Me:
YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTIC ASSHOLES
Me:
AND I HATE YOU
Me:
Me:
Me:
otp

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

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i now know why

(Source: swarnpert)

lightlysaltedchips:

can we acknowledge the fact that this just happened

unclefather:

My mom said “It’s easter aren’t you going to shower” I don’t care whos birthday it is. I am not going to shower.

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

http://the-gingerdancer.tumblr.com/post/83294974927/mailmanwonthelottery-the-mail-on-sunday-are-a 

the-gingerdancer:

loveislikedeathithappenstousall:

mailmanwonthelottery:

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The Mail on Sunday are a bunch of fucking scumbags.

THEY FUCKING STOLE FROM A FOOD BANK IN ORDER TO MAKE A STORY FOR THEIR SHITTY GODDAMN NEWSPAPER.

THIS IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL.

Not only are they a bunch of fucking shitheads, they’re terrible journalists as well….

OMG SOME POSED AS A FAMILY DAD WITH CHILDREN WHO WERE HUNGRY AND THEY GAVE THEM FOOOD???
AT A FOOD BANK???????

Yup. Welcome to the scum that is the DM. 

sh1re:

happy easter

lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

exhibition-ism:

Bansky is back in the UK 

(Source: exhibition-ism.com )

rickytee:

Stunt jump failed you say..

rickytee:

Stunt jump failed you say..

(Source: wesleysnopes)

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

gogogadgeturl:

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does

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