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At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.

fuckingradfems:

jonnubroth:

giellelovee:

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One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.

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Save all the Koalas!

Omg koalas are such weird little animals I want fifty of them

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fill so your followers can get to know you

1. state your name:  Matilda/Mattie

2. state the name that your parents almost named you: Hilary… 

3.which of your relatives do you get along with the most?  Um…I have no clue

4. what was your first job? Worked in a chemist/shop part

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? Probably, I don’t actually remember, I repress a lot lol

6. do you miss your ex?  It’s complicated 

7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark (but really both)

8. do people praise you for your looks? I get told I look like Ann Hathaway, I guess that’s a compliment  

9. what is your favourite colour of clothing to wear? PINK!!

10. how do you wear your makeup? Mostly I don’t, sometimes I do, I have nice lips so I work that

11. what are some of your nicknames? Rich, rich-the-bitch, mattie, I want more nicknames, give me nicknames

12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 3 and 2 that are no longer bedrooms

13. how many bathrooms?  2

15. do you have a car? no

16. do you work out every week?  When I used to dance I did, now I don’t because my hips are fucked

17. did you brush your teeth this morning? Not yet, I just ate breakfast

18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Nope

19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Nope, the world still has its hearing

20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear?  itty bitty pink VS bikini 

21. do you like your eyes? I like one of them

22. do you think you are pretty? Sometimes

23. who was the last person you talked to in person? Mummyyy

24. how much money in your bank account? HAHAHA like £300…left of my overdraft 

26. do you want kids? Yes, like 5…

27. tell me what your backpack looks like: currently do not have one, but it will be black

28. what celebrity do you think is hot? Ellen Page, Darren Criss, Alex Vause (ok, Laura Prepon but I like her more as Alex is that weird) 

29. last movie you saw in theaters: TFIOS? I think TFIOS

30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? no

31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you?  yup

32. have you ever cheated? no

33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? nope

34: what do you like to do in your spare time? internets, ballet (I miss it so much rn) read, tv.

35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? I can’t remember right now, that’s bad, ok wait, so it’s cute when people remember stuff you tell them and in-jokes and they put them in birthday or christmas cards….that’s cute 

36: who was the last person you texted? I just checked and it was Brad, he didn’t reply, imma follow that up

37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 5 but maybe only 2 that really counted.

38: how do you look right now? In my PJs with ratty hair, super hot…and by that I mean it’s too hot out and I dislike it

39: who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? It’s complicated again

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sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

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lawebloca:

Friends

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tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

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thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

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Anonymous said: Can you explain what cis means?

coolben94:

when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life

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thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

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ydrill:

Cats in piles

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hunnidthousand:

I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong. 

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miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser